Welcome to ninefives.cloud

Cloud hosting for things that aren't that important.

Wait, 9-5s?

Yes.

Why would anyone use this?

Your personal blog gets a few visitors a month. Your latest vibe coded side-project doesn't need to be globally distributed. Your Minecraft server for you and your two friends doesn't need enterprise SLA guarantees.

What do we even offer?

Many of the cloud primitives you'd expect:

What's our infrastructure?

A stack of old hardware that I've collected over time and Frankenstein'd into something useful. There's an old battery backup that has enough juice to keep things online for five minutes when the power goes out. And now we have a backup connection through Starlink, so that's neat.

Pricing

Venmo me sometimes. Buy me a beer or coffee. We'll figure it out.

Support?

Sometimes. Text me if things seem broken - you have my number.

How do I sign up?

That's the neat part - you don't! If you know me and are in need of compute you'll be invited.